Texas: Sorry, my stupid Father is RUDE

USSR: ...*LOUD GAY COMMIE SCREECH*

USSR: I was 2nd to space, so uhm-))Texas: can I die faster?

XD ME-

Texas: Hai

Texas: O//O

USSR: My eyes bled-))This is a thing that happened in an rp

USSR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

USSR: n o I c e-))Texas: I feel bad-

CoUgh- Ok, This action will immediately kill you though,Proceed?

USSR:*pat pat* Are you ok?

USSR: XD YASS

USSR: ..O-O-))Texas: K.O

Break USSRS Vodka collection, however, this act will Immediately kill you

Hug USSR, and Scream at Texas for watching television (She does that a l o t)

It doesn't snow in Texas, that is where I live, but I wanna live in Russia, Cause y e s

I dont really know to draw hands, but my friends say I'm pretty good at drawing them-

CYKA BLYAT-! *THROWS VODKA AT YOU* jk- Also, why is it called a soft drink when it hurts when you throw it at people-?

I'm 5.2, and I'm 11, rip

USSR:*Internally screaming* OvQ