Texas: I was a country once-

America has an oil addiction

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*At Family Reunion*Texas: Father. May you please pass the Oil?))UK: *SLAPS BOTH HANDS ON TABLE*AMERICA I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP FEEDING THE KIDS OIL))Other 49 states and France: ...oh m y

ASKKWOBEIVUGECET9TX9XT9

*blast IZ theme*

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Sksksksk ame birth is your birth

Ew no

Because I dont like people knowing about my stupid ass emotions

That's rude. Keep it to yourself. I'm usually an asshole

N o

Offline. Obviously

I have 1000 thoughts going through mine. Of which you dont need to get in yours

USSR: ...Заткнись ты капиталистический трах

Thought it was just me tbh

Ooofofododio yes

S h I t

Same