Alaska: Why do i deserve one father?

USSR: Papa!))RE: Yes Child?))USSR: Remember the one time i liked you?))RE: ..no?))USSR: Aha *Walks away and turns around and flips him off* Aho

USSR: CAF9CS9GC0SYCYC9S9YC

Alaska: Washington,Texas, and i.))Texas&Washington: Wtf-

USSR: actually. Still me tits-

USSR: I have eyes on my tits. They sense whos starin' at em.

Hug Alaska,Texas, and Washington

Yup

I meant russia but skskksksk.

YAYAYAYYASSSS

No

Im gonna say it. Billy is underrated

USSR: *INHALE* DOITFAGGOT

Eyeyyeye

Russia**

USSR: YOU DARE QUESTION ME!??!?!!?

USSR Holding a child USSR while she signs Nazis contract or whatever

USSR: Shoot me once again you Capitalist scum

Oh wait hes a girl now. Fuck

I breathed and began to walk and you claimed me as your kid. And im better at art