90s: q^q aaa *FIXES BED AN DITHER SHIT WHATEBER WVIVEIVEV*

XD

East: >//< Srry aa))France: iwillsellyoutothemotherfuckinsovietunionAme-))USSR: wh-

90s: Aa r u tired?? Ill fix the bed and put on the tv aa

East:*hugs him* AAAAA AM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN 2 BE RUDEE-))France: W H AT T HE. F U C K))USSR: -._-.

90s: This is our house dear? Are u Okay?? :^:

France: I WILL START A FUCKING WW3 DONT YOU. F U C K I N G T O U C G M E

LMAI

France: Okay i am done now *drowns self*))USSR: i d I D I WASLYING-))East:*Looks at Wests hand* 0///0

90s: Y r u avoiding the question? Is it bad?

France:*SCREAMING IN FRENCH*))USSR: why tf you cryin so daym loud-))East: My ears r bleeding West

90s: '-' " ?

France: MY HUSBAND WONT F U C K M E-))East:*DIES*))USSR:*hUgs POLAND*

FRANCE: THATS MY JOB- ASO IS THAT FROM MY FUCKING WINE CABINET-!?

East: ^//^ *looks at West*))USSR: SCREEEE-))France:*CRYS M O RE*

Huh. Thats what my friend says before he makes moaning noises

OH OKAY PULL UP A CHAIR- YEA FRANCE. LETS FUCK IN A CHAIR- FULL VIEW OF THEM ALL-))East: U...Uhm?? O..Okay-))USSR: W H AT-))France: *CRYS IN FRENCH*

USSR: awww...HAHAHAAH- CAPITALIST FUCK- I didnt even cry when we split poland in half- w a j t))France:*sits by England* AYYYY- wanna smash-))East: Y..Yes?? *follows and gos to the shallow end* hhHHhH

East: I have pussy? Last time you saw i had pp. Am i wrong?

No. :] its German empire looking for his Polen