Peter: (and men hopefully too) -cough cough- but thank you yagi.

Evil Peter: hello mortal.

Pats*

Peter: don't feel that way. The world may tell you those things but you are so much more than that. Just tell them fuck you I'm amazing. Cause u are. -pays you on the back-

Peter: no I do not want to picture

Peter: -looks like he's about to faint of embarrassment-

Peter: heh. You're a bit of a chubby chaser aren't you?

Peter: -blushes hard- fuck...

Peter: -whispers- delete that photo or I'll make sure they'll never find your bodies

Peter: -smirks- then you won't mind me doing this. -starts to take shirt off-

Peter: -blushes- shit shit shit shit shit

Peter: Cute? -blushes-

Evil me: -pouts on floor- humph

Peter: it's squishy yeah, but why do you like touching it?

Me: -screeches angrily until I get tired-

Me: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU GUYS!!! -hisses-

Peter: it's fine. Why do you like touching my belly so much?

Evil me: FUCK YOU FATTY! -starts punching Peter- peter: -hisses-

Peter: -pushes me down- me: TUBBY YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!! -tries to tackle Peter but he's too heavy-

Peter: -sighs- Evil Mikey: BITCH ASS FUCKER