Negativity is optional. You can either listen to it, or say to yourself, I am perfect just the way I am, because it's true! You, wish, are perfect.

Peter: and I am fit! See? -pines his belly- flat as a pancake! Me: -face palms-

Peter: I can see the light! Me: oh get up you drama queen

Evil Peter: -slaps her in face with fish- merry Christmas punk

Peter: -is face first on floor- I- -huff- hate... Running

-hugs you- girl, I have so much satisfaction in who you are as a person. You are kind, loving, and a great friend. Say it, I am beautiful

Awww! Thank you then! -hugs you-

Do you wanna be ma friend?

M-my baby shower? Or some one else's

Ok! I have school then but maybe we can do it in the evening.

Why Friday?

Ok

Awwwwww. Thanks remurr!

I-it's okay. I did wish you were there but... Maybe we can have sex and try again? O-only if you want to

Me: -smiles-

DUDE! I HAVE A BABY NOW! -shows Maria- ayyyyyy

Of course! Just be careful with her! -gives Maria to you-

BLAZE!!! -tackle hugs- look what I made! -shows Maria-

Maria: -makes baby noises- me: -grabs her and holds her- not now honey. Daddy's being evil

Me: your a 5 ft one male that has big floppy ears. You're not scary. Me: FEAR ME