Peter: -tries to secretly take back his paper and pencil from yeti-

Peter: -grins- попал... You don't need to know little one

Peter: -evilly chuckles- врпо подъеду

Me: stop writing that Peter you add in stuff that never even happens in your fanfics! Peter: but that's what makes my fanfics more juicy!

Peter: now if you don't mind I'm going to write... -mutters while he writes- and she took her by the hand... The kiss was mind blowing... Hehehe

Peter: -bops voo on the head with his fanfic pencil- bad Voo you scared Melissa

Voo: sorry.

Peter: -gets a pencil and paper- LET THE FANFICS ENSUE!!!!!

Les- that is all

Voo: -teleports in- hello! Couldn't help but notice you two love birds. Just one thing Melissa, Mikey's been in a lot of abusive relationships and he's been hurt a lot... So if you fucking break his heart I will make sure they never find your body... -smi

Me: -falls to the ground- FUCK Peter: yep I'm definitely writing a fanfic about this. -has a evil grin- heheheh

Me: -makes a weird chicken noise- WHY DO I FEEL THIS WAY?!

Peter: hehehe. I'm going to write a fanfic about this later. -rubs hands together-

Me: -starts hyperventilating- JESUS I HAVENT FELT THIS WAY IN SUCH A LONG TIME

Me: -closes eyes then kisses you on the lips-

Peter: ehhh this is so cute!

Me: r-really?! -squeaks- I-I love you...

Me: -is still hiding behind Peter-

Girlfriend? -hides behind Peter-

Want to... -makes a weird noise- be.. My...