(Lol) Peter: HAHAHA YOULL NEVER -pant- CATCH MEEEE

Me: you okay? -for some reason I keep on looking at Peter's ass- (I'm thinking about booty rn)

(You're strong you cal life 426 pounds) so he's full size now?

(Dude you're making me laugh so hard I'm fucking crying help me) Peter and I: -get to the warehouse-

Try lifting him to see

(Rubs lmfao) Peter: no!! -is getting out of breath- YOULL NEVER GET ME ALIVE

Me: -gets up with a bit of struggle- ok! Let's go! -heads there- Peter: wait up! -gets up and follows-

Heh well good job you guys.

Peter: -smirks and grabs them and takes of running- TOO BAD HAHAHA

Peter: -pant- thank you, -has a big smile on his face- Me: shall we go to the warehouse now?

Make sure you don't give him too many sweets or he's going to get sick

This is awesome!

(Oh ho ho ho ho) Peter: have mercy!!! -wiggles some more-

I told ya. He eats a lot.

Peter: -goes to shelf- do you want these? -points to chips-

(Oh ho ho) Peter: n-nyet! -starts laughing and tries to pull away-

THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE SONG

Peter: -waves- hullo sour.

I see. You're taking good care of him.

Peter: -pulls leg away and giggles- (he's super ticklish) Me: -pats Joe- you never cease to amaze me Joseph