You have the coolest ocs

Peter: -smiles- what's up with your arm?

Peter: huh? -tries to stand up but his belly hurts too badly-

Peter: -sits up a bit- what was in that cake... -hiccups and groans-

Peter: but I love a girl that's crazy. Boys too.

Peter: -pukes and leans over the toilet- oh god... -hiccups the pukes more-

Peter: -leans over and puts a hand over his mouth- I think I'm gonna -hurk- throw up

Peter: fluffy slime? Where'd you get that from? -chuckles-

Peter: waaa -picks Olivia up and gives her a donut- here you go friend

Peter: -hurk- I love you too. -hiccups- oh god...

Peter: -giggles- pumpkin. -sits up with a grunt-

Peter: nyet nyet. -takes food from her- you're perfect just the way you are. -hiccups and tries to get up and his legs are all shakey-

Peter: cool! Now I shall confiscate this child because she is mine now -picks her up-

(Oh my god) Peter: gah! -falls down with a loud thump- you have... defeated me,.. I can see the light -dramatically poses-

Two*

Peter: da. I have to siblings in fact. Illyana and my older brother mikhail.

Peter: -hurk- thanks sour. I'm starting to regret this but oh well. -stuffs some cake in his mouth- this is definitely going to make me gain a few...

Peter: -nods- her name is illyana.

Peter: hey! -rubs his nose and grabs her pillow- now I have two pillows! -starts whacking her with both pillows- (we need to draw dis)

Peter: heh. She's being sweet right now. Maybe it's cause she's asleep. She reminds me of my little sister