Peter: hm? -tilts his head- cookies?

Heh. Now come on, wanna come to my house to sleep?

Yes you. -gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek- this is for being amazing

Me: hold up. I've got something for you Amber.

Peter: oh! Sorry -makes a pouty face- me: heh! Also we can't have you getting sick!

(Yes. It's funny) Peter: it does?

Awesome!

Oh... Ok I respect that

(You remind me of a mom telling her kid he can't have anymore candy XD) Peter: why not? -noms on a pastry-

Peter: nuuu! I was just getting started! -holds his pastries to his chest-

Peter: -gets up and grabs some pastries with him- Me: so that's why you've gained a bit! -pokes at his belly- you've been fucking snacking! Peter: what? It's good stuff

Peter: -has some cheese and pastries in his mouth- mmph

Me: Petey open up the door! Peter: nu! My cheese and various other snacks!

Why are you scared? Are you afraid I might break up with you?

(That sounds fascinating but disgusting af) me: oh. Well I better stop him before he gets himself sick. He will eat anything to the point where he gets sick

Wow! That's amazing! Good night friend -hugs-

Me: shit. I forgot. He's lactose intolerant... PETER -goes after him-

Heh. I-I have a question... How old are you? I-I don't want to be dating someone that's like way younger than me or way older than me... You never know online

Peter: WOOO cheese! -goes to red door and closes it- Me: thanks dude...

-sighs- you know... If you had a relationship outside of this online one... If be ok with that