Me: -pushes a drink towards Andy- here ya go. It's on me, -looks at Phoenix and raises an eyebrow-

Peter: don't sass me! I have a sword! Me: you couldn't slice through a stick of butter tubby with that thing. Peter: -stomps his foot in frustration- you freaking barbarian!!

But I love being around you..

Me: -smirks- listen knight, I ain't got nothin to do with you. So scram Peter: you killed a man! Me: you're killin me right now with all your talking -huffs and drinks ale then winks at Andy-

Oh my god you look so cute

Peter: -runs in huffing- damn it ruffian! -stops next to me- y-you -huff- don't run away from a knight like that! Me: -shrugs- sue me big boy. Peter: y-you are a wanted man!

Join dude! It'll be fun! And thanks I actually like the designs

Me: -walks into bar bloody with ofhers blood and sits myself down at the bar, messing with my axe-

Awww. And your right. Society tho k you need to be skinny af to be valid

Heh. He makes anyone look smol

OH MY GOD YES

Me: no! That's why it's called a pillow fight!! Peter: -whacks me- Me: GAHH IM BEING KILLED MELISSA HALP ME

Peter: -screams- Me: -goes to him and whacks him in the head with a pillow- Peter: hey! -whacks me hard with it-

I am not attractive in the least bruh

Oh my god she's adorable!

Totally Peter: -screams and hides under his pillow- Me: -starts flinging pillow around- AAAA

Peter: well I guess I fit that description then -chuckles-

Me: -cocks pillow like its a gun- very well RAHHHH -smacks you with a pillow-

What do you want to rp about?

Peter: I looked weird? -~-