Peter: nyet. I happen to like a lot of people. But there are two people that I like like. And I'm not telling you -pokes her forehead lightly-

Peter: -pops outta no where- HI! You're new! I like you already! I'm Peter!

Oh... Who was your YouTube friend? -hugs-

(Booty too don't tell Peter I said that he's going to get the wrong idea lol)

Dude what's the biggie? It's just a stupid thing we made up.

Yaaasssss (for some odd reason I find that big hips are attractive)

Dudeeeee I drew that lit squad thing

(Eheheh I'm staying on a little longer) Peter haz dem hips

Peter: can I join?

Peter: -just flops on the ground to fall asleep- me: -lays on a pillow- you guys can continue talking if ya want

(I only fucking use calculators to do math I'm too lazy) Peter: -sneezes- Me: welp I gtg to bed. Nice talking to ya goofs. Peter: good nightttt

Peter: pleh -sticks his tongue out-

Peter: aaaandddd I'm 305 pounds heavier than you Andy (I fucking cheated I used a calculator)

Peter: wow. I'm 322 pounds heavier than you are Melissa. Me: ppfft

(Mystic's you missed the greatest conversation of all time) Me: I'm skinny af the wind could knock me over. Peter: eh I'm really pudgy. It's just hard to lose weight you know?

Me: I have no idea. Peter: anyone here part of the chubby squad? Me: I think that's just you bro.

(I am concerned for the 21 century.)

Me: PETER YOU GOT BOOTY? Peter: embarrassingly yes. A lot of it. (Irl I used to stare at his ass what's wrong with me)

Me: peasants. -wiggles my hips around-

Me: MELISSA YOU GOT BOOTY?