Me: I got it here... -looks at Peter laying on the ground and chokes back tears-

Chins omg CHINA*

Hmmm Russia x chins

First*

Me: not yet. But soon -smiles for the fray time-

Me: -sighs and puts out my hand so you can give me the knife- come on my dear... Give it to me.

Ussss or johnlock

Me: -runs after you and starts chopping with my one remaining arm-

Peter: -snorts- is like to see you try little comrade. Me: come on. Don't act like a child

Thighs and booty are the best XD and I have no idea why we're having this conversation babe

Me: you aren't technically my boyfriend till a day from now. And puppy eyes do not work on me. Now eat

I like boobs better than dicks honestly

Peter: he called me a idiot and kicked me in the crotch! Me: -sighs- you two are going to have to stay in this same cell till you get along. And, you only get ONE rice bowl. Not one for each -slides it under- have fun

Boobiesss

I like it!

Awww thank you babe.

Me: maybe. Peter: -accidentally drops his knife and winces- Guard: HEY! -grabs machine gun and shoots Peter in the head and me in my arm-

Me: -gives a stern look at both of you- Peter: -sniffs and rubs at where you kicked him-

Peter: me neither. Me: -peeks over-

Me: we'll be right behind ya -walks after Melissa-