Me: -blushes- you are NOT pretty Peter: -huffs-stay still! -swipes at you and tries to adjust his armor-

Peter: hullo! I'm 19 too! -waves-

Peter: oh! W-what would you like to do?

Lol egg transgender

Me: I know... I have a hard time seeing. Peter you try. Peter: -huff- fine... -wipes the sweat off his forehead- ok... prepare yourself for the most unpleasant ass whooping of your life -tries lunging as you with his sword then stabbing upwards towards yo

Peter: o-ok. So two wolves are eating a clown, and one wolf turns to the other and says, this tastes funny -giggles- me: -laughs-

Me: -whispers to Peter- this has to be a trick. -stabs at you again- Peter: go Michael! -huffs-

ApPEALling! -snorts-

Me: what's brown, and bad for your dental health? A brick! HAHA! Peter: that was an awful joke Mikey. Here, an orange walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him, and he tastes it. After, he says, sorry but this isn't very apPEALli

Me: -stabs at you again and tries kicking you to knock you over- HA! I will not fail. P-peter! Help me out here! Peter: -huffs and leans over- I-I just need a breat-breather -huff-

Damn. Looking good

Me: Oooooh. Feisty aren't we? -smirks and lunges my sword at you, keeping me shield close to my side- Peter: -wheezes and catches up, gripping his sword- why did I ever join -huff- the army?

Me: there's a guy we can get! Always take as many wounded prisoners as you can! -sprints up to Jason and takes a swipe at him- Peter: -huff- wait up! -staggers to get up and attempts to run to me-

(Lol ok, sorry for the delay) Peter: -screams as an arrow whizzes by and falls over- DO WE HAVE TO PLAN THIS NOW?! Me: -stabs at a Greek- yes! It's battle tactics and such!

H-hello?

(Oh! Sorry I thought this was before the battle. That's why I laid out the plans) (it's totally ok)

Aww love ya lil sis -ruffles your hair-

Sure! -pushes him towards you- knock yourself out -leaves- Peter: a-am I in trouble?

H-Hello? You still there my dood?

(Wait are we in the middle of a battle?)