Hana, honey, what happened?

Hana: shshshhshs I no tell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hana: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Um... YOU LEARNED YOURSELF?!

Hana: I learn myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What?! No XD

Hana: OwO

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jake: *nods*// Hana: *whispers something in Jake's ear*// Jake: Uwa OwO

U tell Jake how baby made?*

Hana: hi dada. I tell Jake how baby made? I tell him. It k. Jake, wanna know how?

Hana: Ya?

Jake: wa? I need careful... wait.. suh... u just made baby with finger?

Jake: *crosses arms* Hana would tell me >:(

Jake: it make no cent! I make no cent... I have no money. Suhhhhhhh

Jake: why u talk if no speek?..

Jake: buut.... ;-;

Jake: ....how do you make baby...

Jake: WAT EW NO DAT GROS

Jake: y no? She nice... an... Nya!....