( *ok sign here*) Ari:Mmf~...

haveahollyjollychristmas

(good thing it’s december. but Ari get ready for no fingering February.) Ari: A-aH~... (I am sO ggOOD AT ThIs—)

itsfamilytime

(Barney focus. bArNeY fOcUs.) Ari:-insert moaning noises cause yEs-

(I’m gonna let Barney just talk from the dinner table tryna eat but all he hears is *moaning noises*) Ari:-giggle giggle-

sleepytimeforthegang

illsuffocatethemwithmywool

Ari: -le storms out of the kitchen and yeet s bacon on Barney’s plate- EXTRA Cwispy. (If we’re seriously doing this, I don’t care cause like- up for legit anything that comes in my ocs’ rp-)

HE SHOULD TAKE A DAY OFF- THE WHOLE GANG TBH-

Ari:iheardhimjustfinefromhere

Ari: MAYBE! -she’d yell from the kitchen-

Ari:ALSO DAN, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN NOT LIKE IT HASNT HAPPENED- -storms into kitchen to make b a c o n-

(WAIT DAN WAS GONNA SAY ASS WASNT HE—) Ari:I’ll make bacon, CRISPY BACON?

(name him BARNEY—) Ari: IMA MAKE DINNER, What y’all want?

child hap time *epicly gives Kuya epic baby toy* give this to your oc, to give to oc daughter cause I like giving fake people things—

child look hap

b a h

Ari:-squeak-

no i am just doing math rn he was already born I just fucking forgot