Velma: !?--

Magnus: What?--

*OMG GOSSIPPS HAIHXHSJOCSN*

Magnus: *whispers something into Velma’s ear OMGOGMG TAKE NOTES 😱😱😱😧😧😧*

Velma: what is this gigantic thing doing here in the manor of the Austs’!?

woa))

Velma: My goodness! What is that!? Magnus!

Magnus: Calm down, Velma.

Velma: *walks outside and sees his hubssand w a 23 ft robot* dear, who is this?

Magnus: alright. *nodding*

I WASNT EXPECTING SUCH A HUGE DIFFERENCE 🔪🔪🔪🔪))

Magnus: Wow, wow. What’s the average height for your species?

OH))
I WENT TO A HEIGHT COMPARIOSN WEBSITE N COMPARED MAGNUS N DRIFT’S HEIGHT TOGETHER AND OH MY LORD😵😵😵🙂🙂🙂🔪🔪🔪))
https://pasteboard.co/j5VYFNYXkdeV.jpg))

Magnus: how tall are you? *just f a s c i n a t e d*

LMAO 🤡🤡🤡 MAGNUS IS LIKE 6'4-6'5 BUT THAT’S.... THAT’S DADDY AUST????😲😲😲😲))

Magnus: where is that?

Magnus: Never seen anything like you. Where did you come from, ‘Drift’?

SHOULDN’T DRIFT BE SCARED 😭😭😭))

Magnus: now, who and what are you? why are you here in the Austs’ manor?

IKK PLUS TREVOR (AKA ALLENNON’S IRL LOOK OR SMTHING) HAS VANDALIZED POLICE CARS BY DRAWING PENISES ON THEM *IN THE BROOKLYN NINE NINE SERIES*,, SOMETHING ALLENNON WOULD DO LMAO))

Magnus: I, I am an Aust. One of the riches families on here and that's how you respond to my question?

THAT’S WHAT ALLENNON WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE EXISTS IRL🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯))

Magnus: who and what are you? *serious*

DID U SEARCH HIM UP 😫😫😫))

Magnus: *slowly walks to in front of him* hello, uh, whatever you are.

search up ‘brooklyn nine nine trevor podolski’ 🤭🤭🤭🤭))

Magnus: *notices Drift outside and takes a peek for a closer look, HE KINDA GOT CONFUSED WHAT HE WAS OKAY*

he walks by then daddy magnus notices him cause he’s never seen something like that before))
also if allennon ever existed irl, ik what he’d look like fr 😳))

Magnus: *serious dilf*

Magnus: *doing smthin at the garden of their home*

*LET’S JUST SKIP TO THE PART WHERE THE 2 DILFS MEET*

ALSO WILL RESPOND LATE))