allennon: what's your name again..sir..muscular santa claus..my dad's uncle?

starscream: *smiles back at megatron* thank you, my love. you can't be lying to me.

hHELP WHY DO I FIND IT FUNNY THAT DRIFT N FRACTURE R TALLER THAN HIM))

fracture: *turns his head to look at galvatron* hi, uncle!

allennon: *looking at galvatron* i didn't know grandpops got a twin brother! heyy, i'm allennon! fracture's son, i'm also a twin!

starscream: *looks at megatron* does it still look messy!? *talkin abt his braid ..or hair in general*

divebomb: i'm a-okay! *smiles*

I MEAN IN HUMAN FORM?))

fracture: *gives them that genuinely disgusted face*
bro im gonna cry if ironhide is flirting w fracture))

starscream: *fixing his fabulous braid, split ends sticking out aint allowed for him*

divebomb: ayee, sideswipe! how are you?

HOW TALL IS EYE HORN FRIED?))

allennon: HELL YEAH! YOU SEE THIS, DAD??

fracture: yes, i can. *''is my son gonna abandon me now'' face*

divebomb: where's that sideswipe guy? (IS THIS TFRID SIDESWIPE)

TY!))
ALSO I MIGHT REPLY LATE AGAIN CUZ IM ABT TO WASH THE DISHES))

LMAO SORRY FOR REPLYING 15 MINS LATE I WAS EATING DINNER))

allennon: CAN I GET MATCHA? ..not because it's my boyfriend's favorite flavor but- WHATEVER! I JUST WANT A MATCHA FLAVORED ICECREAM AND THAT'S THAT!

fracture: *looks at ironhide and mouths his words* ''don't''

BTW I WAS THINKING THAT OUR OCS LIVE IN A PLANET EXACTLY LIKE EARTH EXCEPT IT HAS DIFFERENT POPULATIONS N SPECIES. THATS WHY MY OCS HAVE A HUMAN ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY BUT ARENT HUMAN. IS THIS FINE W U?))

OHH NO WONDER))
DW ILL BE))

JOKES ASIDE.. ALLENNON N IRONHIDE'S REUNION IS SO WHOLESOME☹️💕))

allennon: I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN- CAN YOU BUY ME ICE CREAM? ALSO, YOU STILL OWE ME 2 DOLLARS FOR THAT SODA YOU BOUGHT!

terrence: *covering his ears now LMFAO*

fracture: *looks at allennon, whispers kinda loudly? yk yk* lulu, shh, you're too loud!- *just there, waiting til he can see his uncle again*

adelline: fracture and drift adopted us and now we dyed our hair to match them! *smiles, still can't stop admiring her new hair*

oh my

fracture: where's my uncle? *talking about galvatron*

starscream: oh, my brother-in-law.

allennon: *yells like so fucking loud* EYE HORN FRIED!! *hugs ironhide tightly* NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN BUDDY!!! *ironhide hasn't seen allennon for a while so he'll most likely wonder why his hair looks different now*

terrence: *flinches from how loud allennon yelled* jeeze-

adelline: *the girl was too stunned to speak*

divebomb: heyy, long time no see!!

airazor: *waves at them* hello!

LMFAO))

literally this
https://www.tiktok.com/music/She-Used-To-Be-Mine-6966224232422345477

U PICK?? BUT I WAS THINKING THE STONES VISIT THEM))

theres gonna be 2 muscular santa clauses now))

yeah daddy galvie))

*LATER WHEN THEY ACTUALLY VISIT THE DILFS?!?!*

megatron?))

*allennon screaming while terrence is attacking him*

divebomb: ooh, what happened?

which TRON twin does screamy get))

allennon: EW GET THE FUCK OFF ME, YOU CIRCUS POODLE!! *pushing terrence away as terrence attacks him*

divebomb: ooh, do i hear a cat fight?

MEGANS))
or how abt megs has a twin brother..?))
megatron n galvatron /hj ))

allennon: yeah, that's how cruel life is.

terrence: *angrily and quietly stares at allennon for a few seconds then tackles him*