Ok here is what they said
Orange: that was NOT COOL!!
Blue: shut up I'm talking on the phone!
Black: I'm so WET!
Blue: I have good news...and bad the good news you will be rescued but...they are coming the next day
Black: I found this coin
Pink: throw it in the well!
Black: m...okay!
. . .
Black: no...I saw things...
Pink: oh um..
Pink: yeah I'm leaving
-not so scary jumpscare-
Orange: Pink?
Blue: um
Something: Pink has been kidnapped you have 30 seconds to find HER
John doe was programmed to be a thingy that said nice things (so was Jane doe) And walk around games giving compliments. Then on March 18 they broke down a group of hackers hacked into them and made them speak gibberish and do weird things.. so instead of giving compliments he said things like akhriwhrhsjfhsjjsjsbdkaudhajdiehajdushs. And this is how John doe became the John doe today.