Snakeskin
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Hello random internet person that is reading this I am human probably so let's get on
Pfp by Help me UwU
Gender male
Crush myself
Favorite music heavy metal
If the chances that you have a dare for me post in newest animation.
That's all for now.
I wasn't taught how to get a job. But I can remember dicecting a frog. I wasn't taught how to pay tax. But I know loads about Shakespeare's classics.
I was never taught how to vote. They devoted that time to defining isotopes. I wasn't taught how to look after my health. But my mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Never spent a lesson on current events instead I studied the old amiracan west. I was never taught what laws there are I was never taught what laws there are let me repeat I was not taught the laws for the country I live in but I know how Henry the 8th killed his woman divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived i'm glad thats in my head instead of financial advice.
I was shown the wavelengths of different hues of light but I was never taught my human rights apparently there's thirty do you know them I don't why the hell can't we both recite them by rote. I know igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary rocks yet I don't know squat about trading stocks or how money works at all where does it come from? How does the thing that motivates the world function?
Not taught how to budget and disburse my earnings I was too busy there rehearsing cursive didn't learn how much money it costs to raise a kid or what affidavit is but I spent days on what the quadratic equation is negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared Minus 4ac over 2a that's insane, that's absolutely insane they made me learn that over basic first aid.
Or learn how to recognize the most deadly mental disorders. Or diseases with preventable causes. Or how to buy a house with a mortgage if I could afford it ' cause metal maths was deemed more important then advice that would literally save thousands of lives but it's cool, ' cause I could tell you if the unnecessary deaths caused by that choice was prime.
Never taught present day practical medicines but I was taught what the ancient Hippocratic method is "I've got a headache the pain is ceaseless what should I take?" Maybe try some leeches.
"Could we discuss domestic abuse and get the facts straight or learn how to help my depressed friend with their mental state. Um...no,but no learn mental maths. Because you won't have a calculator on you every day!
They say it's not the kids the parents are the problem well if you taught the kids to parent that's the problem solved then!
All this advice about using a condom but none for when you actually have a kid when you want one I'm only fluent in this language, for serious? The rest of the world speaks two, do you think I'm idiot?
They chose the solar over the political system so like a typical citizen now I don't know what I'm voting on. Witch policies exist, or how to make them change Mais oui, je parle un peu de Francias so at I 18, I was expected to elect a representative for a system I had never ever ever been presented with
But I won't take it
I'll tell everyone how my childhood was wasted i'll share it everywhere how i was "educated" and insist these pointless things don't stay in school
Song don't stay in school by boyinaband
Oc's name Kip
Age 4
Gender male
Straight
