Owen: yeah sure let me just pull some coffee outta my ass for you I DONT GOT ANYMORE YOU DRANK IT ALL (he is a salty man but sweet in some situations i swear...)
Owen (my green male dsaf security gaurd guy thing oc.....) : *literally just sipping coffee and watching*
D.M: I WILL SET ALL OF YOU ON FIRE. except jack 😊 *CRIES*