are you a thief, cuz I think you stole my heart

XD eggs oml

Can I tie your shoes? Cus I don’t want you falling for anyone else

Do you like sales? Because clothes are 100% off at my place XDD
IM so getting in trouble if my mom ever sees these XD

XDDDDD

Roses are red
And so are your lips
You should sit on my face
And wiggle your hips
XDDD

Eggs omg XD

Hey girl, feel my shirt. Guess what it’s made of... boyfriend material XD

Pfft

Gn Stickbot

XD it’s funny that Ik pretty good ones but I can never use them TwT

XD

*pants

Ok here’s a dirty ish one
Is there a mirror on your pmts cus I can see myself in them XDDDD

Ok here’s a nerdy one:
Dang girl, are you my appendix? Cus i don’t know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
XD

Don’t, she would crush the competition

Here’s one I’d use irl,
Ya like jazz?

NO DONT INVITE ESPRESSO
she’d win

XD yas

Another
I have a name, but you can call me anytime XD