"Spontaneous osteonecrosis of the knee" he said, " are you sur e"

"uh" chara sits there, "sso uh Hawk sans, ever heard of Spontainous osioproises of the knee"

"is he dead?" chara pokes him

"oh GODWHYMICHOCOLATEbefd"

Chara was tearing up "huh? Oh yeah im just a teen boy you randomly decieded you wanted to kill" he laugh, "ok can you stop trying to kill me? its not like im scared or anything, i not scared"

"what do you wantttt ughhhh"

(charas joking, he is still a sad virgin who plays mc)

"cuz... I... SLEPPT WITH YOUR MOTHERRRRR" He jumps high above the gaster blasters and attempts to attack sans

Chara dodges horribly, "hold up, i didnt kill anyone stop" he continues to dodge, "ill insult your mom if you dont sTop"

"wait, why does everyone wanna kill me, wth"

Chara is shook

"OK OK I KNOW ITS WrONG To LIKe FANFICTION BUt I PROmISE I WONT Do IT AGAiN"

Chara remember he looked up richiexeddie fanfics early, "ok maybe im not so innocent, BUT DONT KILL ME"

"wait- im innocent"

chara dodges, "bruh"

"s'all good. wanna be homies?"

"im a guy"

(hahahahhah oh my- this is great-) Chara, "wake me up inside"

chara looks over at the second sans, "excuse me, what"

"i think i have depression"