Fake Fucktard! Why would John Doe join a third party website!?

And my friends are not monstrosities by me! So I'm only doing this for safety. You must understand.

Exactly, That's why I told you to go away from me. I turn people into things that their not... So I'd have all my friends run away from me therefore, making me depressed, but it's sort of a good thing because I get a fresh new start. And my friends are no

YES! THERE WAS A PLACE CALLED JOHN DOE'S PLACE BUT EXCEPT IT ISNT OWNED BY HIM AND WHEN I JOIN? IT BE HACKED!

IM ROLLING OUT DA FRONT DOOR!

Is it a pineapple?

OMG YOSHI WHY?! WHY?! POOCHY WAS YOSHI'S PET! WHY WOULD YOSHI DO THIS! THAT YOSHI IS A TERRIBLE DINOSAUR!

I need dat cheese!

:0 you like portal too? So do I!

Yay!

Ok? So please stop being friends with me before I burst into tears because I'm getting rid of all my friends.

Exactly, that's why I'm telling people to stop being friends with me. Because I'm a bit of a jerk but still it's not my fault because MY FRICKING ANGER ISSUES!!!! Oops sorry. But seriously, STOP B E I N G F R I E N D S W I T H M E.

One thing to suggest, Ignore the haters because they feed off of anger and they only want to make you frustrated then laugh at it. Just ignore them. Then they will be gone.

Leave me alone for right now.... I'm not okay... I'm ticked off and mad... Sorry.. I have anger issues.

WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? I CANT BE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME! MY LIFE IS HARD AND I HAVE ANGER ISSUES! I HAD TO GO TO ANGER MANAGEMENT! WHY ARE PEOPLE RUDE TO ME?! ALL I WANT IS TO NOT BE YELLED AT FOR ONCE! >:,(

Jeez, I've done goofed and now I'm scared, I NEED A NEW EPISODE ON MYTHBUSTERS TO KEEP MEH SAFE!

Just saying it won't be all intense, because I left a good ol gag for you guys to see.

XD ITS SO FREAKING COINCIDENTAL!

My mom is dead......

The only thing that I get triggered by is idiots such as you OHHHHH GET ROASTED (Jk I'm sorry)