*moves away from you while holding knife* i-i can't go back now but *pertends to be evil and purposely fails at striking you* i killed her hehehahahhahagaaha!
*leans over to bartender next to me and whispers so you can't hear* im going to ask his crush and then tell him i killed em then he will prbly be like what!?! and i be its prank trollolo. hey who do you have a crush on?