Paints a strawberry on a bomb* Get TNT* Puts inside the strawberry bomb* Throws at mia*

Mia explodes*

Runs to South Africa*

Runs back to paris* Throws bomb at Mia and makes her think it's a cookie*

Runs to Africa*

Nani?

Oh Mia is in china.... Oh yessss..... Sticks up mias pinky finger so she flips off everybody in china* Runs to Paris* Mwa is the best at pranks. We we myself. I know how to speak french.

Eats mias cookies* Mmmmm~ Eats my cookies* EWWWWW WHY DO THEY TASTE SOOOOOO WEIRD?! MIAAAAAAAAAA NANI OMAE WA MOU SHINDARU!!!

This is like Looney tunes

Steals mias cookies and food * Puts Mia in a tank full of sharks*

REEEEEEEEEEE MEH BEAUTIFUL EYESSS

Cuts the rope* Lets Mia burn in lava* Oops! My hands slipped.

Puts glue in mia's way* Makes her watch the banned porygon Pokemon episodes* Makes Mia have a seizure watching it* kidnaps her* Ties her over lava* Ha ha, any last words?

Grabs Cookie jar* Explodes* MIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *Runs to Mexico too* Throws 100,00,000000,00000000, Grenades at her*

Takes of shoe* slaps Mia like I'm baldi* Ha ha ha ha ha!* Slaps Mia 1 million times* oh. She's dead. UwU

I love meh Molotov cocktails... Setting people on fire... Ahhh this is the life.

YOU ARE ON FIRE! Sets mia's house on fire*

Sets Mia on fire* ha ha! Who's on fire now?

Uh If I wasn't afraid of spiders This is what would happen in Fiction Reality:
*Squishes spider with car accidently*
*Gets out of car*
*Gets into House*
Spider army Comes through the bottom of my door*
FBI OPEN UP
Reality:
Uh oh
EW EW EW EW EW EW

GAY