Gaster: SAAAANS!!! WHEREZ MAG JIMS? *hic* Crap *hic* I'm so drunk...

Gaster: ...UhhHEHEHHAHAHA OK. *Uses powers and turns you invisible*

Gaster: *Stands up* Is anyone smelling hotdogs? Cuz I smell steak. *Hic*

Gaster: Wha? Sorry I was sleep in. HEHEHAHAHAHAA *Hic* I think I need a doctor of my own heh. *Hic* Isn't that hysterical?

Gaster: Comes* Whad is it?

Gaster: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie woooorld I'm out of plastic it's FANTASTICO!!!

Gaster: I know Vluekat you my friiiiiiend

Gaster: IM A BARBIE GIRRRRL IN A BARBIE WOOOORLLD!!!

Gaster: *Dances like a bellerina*

Gaster: ....LETS PAAAAAARTAAAYYYYYY!! *does the flop in the snow*

Gaster: *Burps so loud the whole bar shakes LITTERALLY*

Gaster: *Goes to Sadeo* *Hic* Hoowd ya sleeeeespppplll??? Zzzquil.

Gaster: (Drunk) Heeyyyy everryboooodey. How's foin on dance floor *Hic*

Gaster: SWEET JESUS!!! IT'S LAB COAT HEAVEN!!!

Gaster: *Shakes a little in rage* GUYSICANTCALMDOWNTHISISMYBLACKLABCOATANDITSTHEONLYONEIVEGOTANDNOWITSRUINGFOREVA!!

Gaster: *Gets so mad snow melts under feet*

Gaster: UH EXCUSE ME CAN I GO NOW FOR GOD'S SAKE!?!,

Gaster: *Takes DEEP breathes* Ok. NOW can I go?

Gaster: *Lies* Ok I'm calm now socanIgo??

Gaster: F*** GODDA**IT SH**