Me: *destroys nether portal* HA NO WAY BACK NOW, IS THERE?!?
Srry I just haven't pranked someone in a year.
Blood moon: *pushes person in lava*
Me: blood moon what was that for?!?
Blood moon: eh. I just like seeing ppl burn in lava it's satisfying.
Me: ...

There's something rong with u and murder... 😳

Midlight: *eats light bulb and glows like a light bulb* now I finally fit my name!!! >:3
Me: .... I accepted that name for u cuz midnight is too popular of a name and ur not a dark colour. 😒
Midlight:.... IDC!!!!! >:D

1: where the heck is ur mouth.
2: where is the dot?
3: hi.
4: nice animation it's so smooth.

NU THE HEART ESCAPED ITS ABOVE THE TOAST'S HEAD CATCH IT!! *goes crashing everywhere trying to catch the floating heart*

Since I never eat toast does that also help? (Btw I still hit the like button)

*yeets Jeff on a trampoline* he doesn't even eat snakes he eats raw steak and human flesh. 🙄

DONT U DARE HARM THE SNAKE OR I RELEASE 126352 PHANTOMS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

No effence, but I'm not Chrisgin I'm not rlly religious in general. I believe in science! :D

Ok

Ok happy late birthday to ur lil cousin hope he/she has or had a great time. :3

Snake: *bites me*
Me: aww such a cute snak... :3

Oo hi snak.

When I go in the deep Mira on this server called dark lands I play with my friends that play a lot on there and since I'm the worst at pvp (I don't use it as an excuse, I'm legit horrible at it they have seen me try to kill a single fox) so in the mines they have me carry all the stuff and destract the mobs while everyone else hits them from behind. But I still get to keep the things I got and found.

SWORDS R BETTER THAN BOW AND ARROWS!!!

This is me when trying to end a conversation on a phone. XD

Eh I think snakes just eat and then lay eggs. Idk if they need another snake's help to lay em. I think they just... Eat.

Well one I know is called patience. It takes a looooooooooooong time

Someone also told me once that my friend had a crush on someone in my class, so I just said: "so?" They where supprised, and thought I would go randomly telling other ppl. But I'm not that type of person. Yeah, if u tell me a secret there's a 38% chance it will be kept, depending on what it's about. But I don't wanna embarrass my friend nor lose a friend, and I honestly didn't care. That day I was bullied and just wanted to be left alone.

I also got pushed in stinging nettles all the time it REALLY hurt. The worst thing is that they were legit growing everywhere. One year the head teacher tryed to take them all out with the help of the other teachers, but they just grew back a few weeks later and they gave up.

In my old school I also got hit by a foot ball rlly hard. U might think I got brain damage or something, but I was just like:.... Do u want this back?
It didn't rlly hurt cuz I didn't fall, just hit my head. My teachers and friends for the whole week at that time was rlly worried for me and tried to help me in math and stuff, but I just kept saying to them, "I'm ok, I can still do my work"