SHH I WILL BARK AT YOU TOO

BARK BARK WOOF GRRR 😡😡😡

I am the dog..

I smell like dog piss 👩🏻‍🦲

There’s spiderwebs...everywhere..

My bathroom has a spider and every time I go in there I just stare at it and insult it. 😀

🚪

Should i be concerned?ill give you a door

I-

Then you’re too innocent

Omg yes...I’m so seggsy 🥴🥴

You make it sound like nobody likes you 😕

I have no idea what I am 👩🏻‍🦲

I feel bad for you

Damn..😟

We’d be partners

you gotta hide that cake before the hornies come 😖

What if they’re having a wet dream..

Psheidhsuwidhakqiehs

I’m sorry for your loss