Me: you didn't save it, you nearly fucking killed me!

Episode 2 season 1-

Me: *twitches a bit, screams into the floor, and gets back on the couch, my eye has been badly cut, and I can't open it* T^T

Me: *not answering, or moving*

I am a strange hooman

Me: *falls off couch face-first into the floor, blood pooling around my head, and a shard of teapot sticking out from the back of my head*

Noice. And now for every emoji in my recent emoji tab
👌😎😌🥺😏🍉👉🧂🐶👏🤳👏🏽👍🥩😪👍🏼🖕🖕🏽🤯😭✊😞🤓😢😔🤔🤨2️⃣⬆️😒😳✋👈👍🏽🥤💙😲🤐😃🍗

Me: I....... *I'm partly in the couch by now, cowering from a fucking teapot, and it's obvious I've lost my mind*

Me: *staring at the teapot*

Me: I'm looking... looking for....

Me: I....... *scared af*

Me: *squirming even more after hearing that, and a tear is forming in my eye* I... I've been..... l-looking for...

Me: I... I... *the weirder I act, the more little things were noticeable, I was paler, I had messy hair, and I was thinner*

Me: I- um...

U should put some ✨sporkle✨ to le hair

Me: *squirming*

Omg, the ✨goldfish✨ all to urself? Ur living the life! (Btw, little sick tip, cough on anything to claim it!)

Me: n-nothing!

✨poofy✨

Woah