Patrick : ELEANOR HOW ARE YOU STILL CALM AT A TIME LIKE THIS

Patrick : *Yeets holy Bible at creature*

P ; wait that's not my mother

Patrick : MOM I PROMISED I CLEANED MY ROOM

Patrick : *DROPS REMOTE IN SUPRISE*

Patrick : *scoffed and tryed to get everybody's attention but It didn't work. Proceeds to turn change channel to the news*

Spaghet pleas))

Patricl : *Proceeds to go sit on the couch"

Old sport she said sure))

Patrick : u okay devian?

Matella SUMBUDY asked 2 join oof))

Patrick : OHHHHH SIZZZZZLLLEEEEE

UH MATELLA, WINTER..?))

Sock : Shrugs

Patrick : What about food...

Patrick : Well, we came here for the house party..

Patrick : UH

Patrick : *Waves politely*

Patrick : calm down bro!

Patrick; aren't you guys excited too?(and I oop-)