*Patrick would drop kick the pizza man, throw 20 at him and catch the 15 pizza boxes*

Patrick : Leaps to door and busts door down
Also Patrick but in a deep voice: PIZZA

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**DING DONG**

Patrick : FAST AS FUCK BOI~ please help I'm gonna die of starvation

Patrick : UHHGGGG I WANT PIZZA

Patrick ; *Lazily lunges to couch and collapsed on it.*

Patrick : ANYBODY AGREE WITH PIZZA?

I'd clink my heavily manicured nails together*

Patrick : it's gonna be here in 5 min

Patrick : *breathe in, breath out* ok I'm chilling galaxy

Patrick announced : hey guys were getting pizza

Patrick : AND I OOP F " CKING GIVE ME WHAT I WANT ILL PAY FPR IT ONCE THE DELUVERY GETS HEREVAND MIND YOU OWN BUSINESS I WONT TELL YOU WHY IM ORDERING THIS MUCHING JUST GIVE IT

Patrick : yeah I want to go I just said that

Hey is this Papa John's? Yeah I'd like 5 large cheese, and five large pepperoni and large 5 bacon.

*I had immediately realized we hadn't even ordered food so I slapped him twice and then I went to go order a to go 🍕

*Sock would apologize and exain that he was hungry. I, Patrick, would forgive him of course I just asked if he wanted to come sit down again. He agreed and we sat down on the couch together there was this weird feeling my stomach like butterfly's until I realized I really had to go.*

*Patrick Walks over to sock and Yeets him*

Patrick : w a t

Patrick would make a telephone shape out of his hand, put close to his ear and "pass" it to sock //
*SOCK FRIKKIN LEFT TO GO GET A PIZZA*