haha someone accidentally left my post on read haha

OwO?

I do that on Sundays while eating cereal

Same

OH NO-

There’s an animal in trOubLe~

I’m so shy that when someone tries to talk to me I throw my cat in the freezer

People who think he’s serious: 🤡🤡🤡🤡

it’s meeee

BROOOO I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA SWEAR >:(

You want some candy, lil buddy?

I’m lactose intolerant

can you kiss my drunk uncle for me?

THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT KISSING- NO ONE KISSES MY SON-

Don’t steal my #1 thing I say

OwO? What’s this?

*starts sniffing adult sugar*

toast

OSNSJELWNSBDKW

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I do that more than I can say