why does everybody have dyed hairrrr ;-; my hair is just a plain auburn .-.

this is irl, and I brag about my sandwiches because they're spicy. then people eat chili and I regret my life decisions.

mhm...

:000 *angelic noises* thank youuuuuuu *eats the donut*

Movies: be a man be swift like the raging fire. // Reality:

*blushes terribly* ...

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Man, just go. *laughs*

I'm a complete vegetarian even though I used to love meat!

*stops running* wait. donuts? *inhales helium* I. Want. Donuts. ;/;

Whaddaya want.

I think I snorted too much coke. *runs around*

I tell my crushes, they usually just blush like heck.

And then it went through the awkward phase where I had a spare account named Pickle The Peanut// I Am A Llama.

true.

((I'm a he)) I don't fucking care. *snaps fingers and you're trapped in an indestructible bubble*

WHAT PAUL. no, my username was Carrlll// Llamas With Hats for over a month.

fast food is dead to me. not to mention her, she has to make her own bread.

*pulls out katanas* I don't wanna fight, kid.

no, seriously. I want to see his YouTube account burn in the pits of hell.