Oh same. When I was in third grade I got 1,001.7 AR points, and in second grade I knew how to spell schizophrenia. Also, in third grade I read Moby Dick in a day. I'm a nerd.
It was like OH IM GONNA MAKE A GROWN VERSION OF THAT VENEZUELAN GIRL. O NOENI WANT HIM TO KILL LOGSNS GRANDPA. O LOOK LOGANS GRANDPA IS DEAD. MOW TIME TO KILL LOGAN AND HIS KID.