*gives my present of Jordan AND Terrence* (there's a waffle inside* here ya go!

IN MY PRESENT I GAVE JORDAN A WAFFLE

Slampy I’m so happy you remember the bit where I got drunk on apple juice

Slampy I’m so happy you remember the bit where I got drunk on apple juice

*comes back in the wedding room with blood on me and with a cop hat on my head*

*stands up and drags a body shaped garbage bag that’s under my chair outside and you hear cop sirens*

Eggs please clean my FRICKING CHAIR

Oh and, congratulations Jordan for LIVING.

*comes back to life* hey eggs, could you clean my chair? Thanks.

*my ghost still watches the wedding*

*dies with a thumbs up* oof moment-

SOMEBODY F*CKING HELP ME BEFORE I DIE

*syrup violently gushes out my cracked leg covering the floor in syrup* REEEEEEEEE

OH SH*T SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE AHHHH

*the syrup spills and I slip on it, breaking my legs.*

*stands up and syrup falls out my pockets* erm..

*dims the lights* there ya go have a great day! *the lights turn dim purple-ish blue-ish*

I’ll be showing you how to get the lights dimmed perfectly!

Hello everyone, I’m entertainment! How is everyone today?? I don’t actually care!

*turns off all the lights in the wedding room* EVERYONE SHUSH!