If this is a real AU and the word Peppyrus isn’t in it I’ll be mad

EAT THEM NOW

👁👄👁
Eat them all

*takes Altoid pack out of his left pocket*

👁_👁 it is time for the initiation

👁_👁 do not resist

Your style is great!

Thank you

*eat*

Can I have some?

It’s on the back of the router

What’s Carl’s last name? If his full name is Carl Carl, we’re ok.

Me when my little brother left his bathing suit in the shower and I didn’t notice until I was naked

The black dot translated to nothing

CAAC FEnothing

I can translate this gimme a sec

I ate one of your species yesterday

👏🏻👏🏻

Flumping flacks

This is also cursed

👁_👁

It’ll be better in about half an hour

I’m starting to think he has a plan...