Me:*Start laughing* Do they look like friends?

Xaiv :Uh hi the name is Xaiv and also are you two friends?

I know

Phoenix:* looking more pissed off then ever* Fucking Bitch

Me:I don't remember much about acid but I love to see toxic again

Xaiv:CAN SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTIONS PLEASE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Me: Could they possibly become Enemies to Lovers?

Phoenix:HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT HAVING TITS DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!

Xaiv:What and Why are they talking about Tits

Me:Yeah I like the one named toxic I forgot the the other one though

Xaiv :Hey I-
What in the fucking hell is going here
Why is Phoenix Pissed Off and who is the lady ?
Are they friends?

Me:Alright

Phoenix:*Looking Fucking Pissed Off*

Me:Holy Fucking Shit there's some tea in this fight

Phoenix: I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE NAMED PHOENIX BY MY MOTHER OR THAT FUCKING BASTARD !

I made something like this on my page

Phoenix:Oh really now?

Me:Nah I just brushed my teeth plus I have soda's

True

Phoenix: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE LOUSY ASS BITCH I AIN'T AFRAID OF FIRE ANYMORE. AND ALSO HAVING TITS DON'T MAKE YOU BETTER OR STRONGER!

(Sorry for responding so slow I am supposed to be asleep and I am trying to not get caught with my phone)

Phoenix:Even though you have tits and I don't, doesn't mean I can't fight you!

Phoenix :The only reason I fainted so damn easily is because you manage to hit the weak spot in one of my souls and I'll make sure it won't happen again.
Also yes I do very much know this is my fault

Phoenix:When the fuck did having it make you better than me bitch !

Me:*Chilling watching the drama at a safe distance*