[Nope, the body pillows, I'm not a weeb, *scoots all of his anime shit behind him* I'm not a fuckn weeb]

[Mk, here we go

I jumped off of a bridge
My love for you is gaining by the second
And I have over 4 body pillows

[ Oh my god the last one is....mk never mind, but the middle one, I choose that on]

[Ye that's right, also yes, my name is actually cross, also how tf, like ik I have rizz but like, what do I do? Like I'm being serious, I don't even try and it happens

Mk

My name is actually cross
I suck at relationships and have no rizz
And I may or may not have taken a hit from a cart but thought it was clogged so when I blew out a huge cloud came out

[Jesus, I'm sorry love, didn't think you'd get that offended by it if it was wrong, but I mean, I see where your coming from but I haven't seen many Amy's lately so]

[I was gonna pick Amy, but you definitely seem like the person that would be name Amy, so, I pick the 6 siblings one]

[Nah, it was the pineapple one, my oc, for its so simple design, took me 5 years just bc I wasn't creative enough

But enough abt me, ur turn]

[Same, but here we go
It took me 5 years to come up with my oc
I like pineapple on pizza
And I've been trying to kms for the past 4 days

[Hey wanna play 2 truths and one lie again?]

[Lol, maybe, but, as long as it makes you happy, imma keep doin it<3]

[Ooh, I think I get it
But you should show me to help me get it~]

[Btw he succeeded, at first it was a slight moan but then he fuckn touched me so....idk what I expected, also what's that supposed to mean?]

[ ok, if you say so, also, this is completely unrelated, but
My friend said he could get hard in 3 seconds💀]

[Has the situation gotten better?

But I've been alr, I've been hanging out]

[ So other than ypu vomiting, how was your day?]

[Well I'm glad your alr still, I was a bit worried
But now that your here, do you wanna spend time w eachother?]

[I'm here if u wanna talk about it, or just need comfort]

Cross: I'm actually gonna kill you.
*he grabs your ripping you off, for real this time, and he actually came off, before chucking you into the earth core*

Cross: *rips off of his head then chucks it down to the earth's core before re-growing a new one* idiot.