Cross: I know that *he licks he is lips* I did that for a reason *he kisses you on the lips*
Gumbus: God, why are ppl like this...

Cross: mhm *he drinks specifically on the spot you drank off of* it's not the best, but it'll wake me up sooner or later..

Cross: ik it sucks, here...try it mow..*he adds creme too it along with sugar*

Cross: *he walks over and stands behind you putting the mug up to your lips* go ahead, take a sip

Cross: *he yawns* I don't drink it much, but it does taste good though, want a sip? *he looks at you*

Cross: yeah, I do...*he starts making himself some coffee*...hey Gumbus...
Gumbus: *he runs over and lays on crosses neck*

Cross: *he walks into the room, his shirt leaning a bit, he was sleeping* yes my love? *he walks into the room and kisses artsy on the lips*

Gumbus: *he starts too lick his paws* then call him over...

Gumbus: *he nods then hops onto the counter and sits, still a cat*

Gumbus: yeah I look food, basically a garbage can, I'll eat anything, and I can turn into anything, my fav thing is a cat *he shape-shifts into a cat then sits*

Gumbus:....retarded...but nvm....whacha guys wanna do?

Gumbus:.....I didn't mean it literally, you guys are just クソリタイア

Gumbus: 2人とも黙ってみたらどうだ、2人ともちょっとうるさい奴だな、なんてこった、黙れ、俺だってクソの訳し方は知ってるよ！そして私は若いです、それはどのように機能しますか？

Gumbus:........あなたは愚かなマザーファッカー、それが誰もあなたの猫を愛していない理由です

Gumbus: Hey! No swearing *he gives you a mad look* nevermind, I like the positive one

Gumbus: *he looks at the both of you*...I like N3gat1v3 more...

Gumbus: who even is she..who are the both of you?

Gumbus: she's scaring me...*he turns back into his human form*

Gumbus: *he evaporates into slime and slithers over behind you hiding from artsy*

Gumbus: what the heck- what are you saying???