Me: oki! Do you have eggs, turkey, and cheese?

Me: WHO WANTS EGGS? *Le innocent smile*

(lol)

Me: AHHHH I did mix some cyanide with it. *Smile*

Me: thank you, Jay. I use poison instead of water. *Sinister smile*

Me: uh-uhhh okay? *Pets mino*

Me: *also punches choco for some reason*

Me: *spawns tea in hand* *give* here

Me: *mood seems to switch* *in a swedish accent* would you like some tea, Jay?

(NO ME.)

Me: *reforms the universe* oops sorry-

Me: YAHHHHHH *absolute destruction to the universe*

(I think so)

Me: *punchy*

Me: *more KILLY KILLY to the Jay*

Me: *KILLY KILLY to the Jay*

(I gonna kill🙂)

Me: *follows to basement*

Me: *smiley* can we play a game? *Sinister smiley*

Me: *materialises out of thin air* HELLO! *Smiley*