how to teach them not to do it again:
Step 1: grab rock off of ground
Step 2: walk outside
Step 3: call them over to your house
Step 4: throw rock at their faces (try to break teeth)
COMPLETE

Idk sure

I don't think you get what I'm saying, it's a movie reference

I'M DR EVIL, I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FRICK I WANT

"Life is only good because of cats"
-me

§ūş

156 DAYS AGO

dorito head: fuck time

minion rush: w h y h e l l o t h e r e

twitter: *dies*

Twitter: WELL IF ANYONE HAS I AM GOING TO WIPE THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING EARTH

Twitter: HAS ANYONE IN HERE SAID SOMETHING INSULTING WITHIN THE PAST 10 YEARS???!

as the puppeteer puts his hand into the kermit puppet, he hears the scariest sound imaginable
a kermit moan
The puppeteer drops the kermit puppet to the floor as he screams and runs away

oh dear god-
Alright

if I am being brutally honest

9/10
idk anything that you can improve tbh

Yours were 4 months ago?
Mine only went up to 10 days

The voices in my head: imagine if your cat died and how sad it would be
Me at 2am: k

i n t r e s t i n g

75%

FUCKING SHIT, I WAS GONNA SAY Z

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