*thows truck at zombie*
I think I dislocated my shoulder

Should I druve the truck? Im underage

Wait I see a truck

Ill try to throw sand in theyre eyes

Im just gonna throw dirt at them until they die

ZOMBIES LIKE COKE?!

...

*shoots zombie*

*pours coke and mentos in a water gun*

Oof

How do zombies react to coke and mentos?

*throws popcorn at zombies* I dont have anything else

I mean, you can try to make them combust

Idk

Give them golden apple and splash potion of weakness

*eats popcorn and wears movie glasses, being useless*

Can i?

E

My english teacher can give her an f

Wait