Ash: love of my lifeeee u hurt me *fake crys dramatically *

Oof

Yas

Oof wat?

Ash:* throws u in water*

Ash *picks u up*

Yuri is best gurl

Ash: *changes in a swimsuit* SWIM *points at water* i cant do dat

Ash: ♤♡◇♧☆♤♡◇♧☆♤♡◇♧☆♤♡◇♧☆ hi kyleeee

Ash: ha gay

Ash: ♡>♡ soooooo i like beaches *teleports to a beach* do u like beaches

Ash: a potato flew around my room....*looks at potato *

Ash: im not okkkkkkkk

Ash: im gay ery very gay and single again nudge nudge*nudges*

Scary

Ash: sooooooooooooo have u ever drank beforeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ●>●

Ash: no i was just listening to dat song now im listening to my first kiss

Ash: im done

Ash:*drinks a bottle of vodka* STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON SHES ALL I WANT AND IVE WAITED FOR SO LONG STACY CANT U SEE UR JUST NOT THE GURL FOR ME I KNOW ITS WRONG BUT IM INLOVE WITH UR MOM

Ash: and im a 18 year old alcoholic demonnnnnnnn hint hint nudge nudge XD