Rouxls: I love you too. Harper, my darling husband. God, it’s a dream come true to finally say that

Rouxls: Of course you are. * He snaps and everything is back to normal, the trees, rocks plants, even the animals come back to life like nothing ever happened, and of course the dress is fine * There we go. * He sits next to you, resting his head on your shoulder *

Rouxls: * He grabs you, gently kissing you * Mmn~ I’m sorry you had to see that, but, I believe it’s best for my husband to understand a small bit of my power just in case. I’m just- * He growls * I HATE that woman so, that poor girl- Oh, I’m so glad Ruby is safe with us but- * He screams in anger, destroying a Boulder the size of a house and several other trees and a few animals as well, with only one attack. He sighs * I’m sorry I’m letting my rage show like this.

Rouxls: Good. * He proceeds to absolutely demolish practically everything around him, killing a lot of animals and tearing trees down to wood chips, he’s acting so feral, but his form is so elegant, his beautiful expensive dress is dirty and covered in blood, the spider legs out and poised after ending so many creatures lives, he slowly walks up to you, it’s almost scary, you feel like prey- *

Rouxls: * He takes you to a dark part in the middle of the woods and sits you down somewhere nice and clean * Comfy?

Rouxls: Ah, well take care * He bows, once she leaves, he grabs Harper by the arm and drags him somewhere * It can’t wait, I need to kill something now

Rouxls: Harper dear, remind me to tag along with Ruby when she and Robert go on their little adventure, I have something to take care of

Rouxls: Oh, really now? * The snow around his feet melts *

Rouxls: Oh? For how long? * Harper can hear the annoyance in his voice *

Rouxls: * He raises out of the snow like a vampire does his coffin * Rouxls, Rouxls Kaard, King of the Kaard kingdom ( He called his dad about it, it’s all cool lol )

Rouxls: * Muffled under snow * Magic, baby!

Rouxls: * Plops back into the snow, disappearing * Byeeee

Rouxls: Boop That help?

Rouxls: * He shakes the snow out of his hair and whispers it in Harper’s ear, in a panic *

Rouxls: * Covers his face in snow & screams * OH MY GOD

Rouxls: * He faints *

Rouxls: No no, it’s fine, we’re here on purpose- Well, I am- I threw my husband in * He chuckles *

( I want Sir Pentious, the Victorian snake man )

Rouxls: This is a very large rental space, it’d being used for my wedding- * Kind of scared of dogs lol *

( Idk who that is but cool, I want to fuck the Janitor from little nightmares and Freaky Fred Courage the cowardly dog. )