Rouxls: You know I only want the best for you dear, you were oh so sad, I want you to have a normal childhood, you have friends, you're already doing better than me at your age! All I had was Harper, and it was a struggle every day to get him out of those flannels!

Rouxls: Oh hush, this is exactly how you were with you-know-who. * Looks at Harold like 'Hurt her and I'll break your ankles" *

( O shit I didn't notice, I feel bad now- )

Rouxls: Isn't that sweet, reminds me of when my darling Harpy gave me these boots * He's wearing them * He made them for me

Rouxls: Oh you're too kind * Sweet mile * What'd you get Ruby? * He's magic lol *

( Happy new year! It's not for me yet lol )

Rouxls: * He blushes, chuckling * Oh! Thank you, but no, I'm 35

Rouxls: Me? Do you think I'm 26?-

Rouxls: Not you, honey, sleeping beauty over here.

( I kinda want one of her friends to remember he said 19 years ago & say they thought he was younger bc Rools doesn't look 35 )

Rouxls: * Sigh * Honey-..

Rouxls: The bastards that took over my once gorgeous utopia 19 years ago, street scum has been roaming around and killing poor innocent people

Rouxls: Whatever do you mean? I'm serious, the Kaard Kingdom has lost its charm, once I'm king though those freaks will be redeemed or TORN LIMB FROM LIMB. But since I haven't the time to now I need to make sure you stay safe

Rouxls: * The intimidating aura is back * Ruby, remember what I showed you, intestines out, arm in segments, shive it into the stomach. The Kaard Kingdom has gotten a bit less formal and I wouldn't want anything happening to you

Rouxls: Don't worry, it's in a box in storage, I wouldn't actually burn your things, you're my husband I'm not gonna do that without your permission.

( Ouchy- )

Rouxls: Oh that's cute, you really think that. RUBY IF YOU EVER GET TO SEE HIS CLOSET BURN THE FLANNEL I JUST GOT RID OF YOUR FATHER'S, I DON'T WANNA DEAL WITH ANY MORRE!!

( I'm bacc :3 )

Rouxls: It really is, only lumberjacks, lesbians, and cartoon characters can make flannel look good.

Rouxls: * Looks at his husband * See? Even she knows flannel is NOT where it's at.

( I gtg for a while sorry )

Rouxls: Oh flowers? Isn't that fun! Make sure to take notes or something about the ones you like so we can plant them, alright? * He bands down and hives her ze head pats * ^v^

Rouxls: Oh Ruuubyyyyy~🎶 Your little friends are here! * There's an intimidating aura surrounding him, yet he's so cheery and sweet *

Rouxls: Well hello there, are you here to see Ruby?

Rouxls: Oh? * He walks over and opens it slightly *

Rouxls: Good idea! What would you like to do?