Rouxls: * He does the tango bow in your arms * MY HUSBAND, EVERYONE!! * The crowd claps, the one's who booed were completely silent *

Rouxls: * He sighs * This makes you king too, since we're married >:3

Rouxls: In front of all these people? I'd love nothing more * He kisses you happily, the crowd cheers, some of them boo loudly, he glares at them, a hush falls over the crowd *

Rouxls: Other than myself there will be a few people that you'll be seeing often, being, by darling husband Harper and our daughter Ruby

Kk: * At the podium * Bla Bla Bla, yadda yadda yadda, royal speech garbage... I pass down to my son, the throne. I resign and crown your new king, Rouxls Kaard. * He gives places the crown on his head * There you go, I'm retired now, have fun * He leaves *
Rouxls: * He steps up * And there was my father, being oh so formal about this. * The crowd laughs * All jokes aside, it is an honor to be here today, standing before you all as King Kaard, for years I've been awaiting this moment and I promise to make this place as beautiful as it possibly can be.

Rouxls: Straight to the point? Nice * He puts the pizza aside * Shouldn't we get to the coronation though? Wouldn't you like to fuck a king~

Rouxls: ... Magic, I dunno, my dad doesn't work out or anything, he has abs

Rouxls: A bit of exercize, I walk around a lot because I have restless legs. * That must be a lie he has abs, abs aren't natural *

Rouxls: * He begins eating the whole pizza to himself, you wonder how he stays so slim *

Rouxls: It's pineapple pizza >:3

Rouxls: The table is comfy, plus, I can do whatever I want * He summons some a whole pizza *

Rouxls: Fine, it's not as fun, but fine * He sits on the table even though there's a chair right next to him *

Rouxls: But I like how I get to taste you, my tentacles work as tongues y'know, unfortunately the drug doesn't work on me, but there's other ways

Rouxls: It was just echo seed powder, it's not like I gave you meth or whatever. I just needed a lil something to get you going, I wanted you to crave me.

( Do they know about the flower/pollen? Harper might but only because the whole Kaard species stayed in their houses the whole season of Spring or wore masks )

Rouxls: You two need to stop trying to hide it, just say you wanna fuck

Rouxls: I don't think it's wrong, I like you too

Rouxls: Yay! ..Hey, are we a thing now? Because like, I'm confused, I know you and I are married but I don't like to think of him as like a third wheel

Rouxls: * He rushes over * I wanna hold both your hands! I have two for a reason

Rouxls: Robert, hand * He holds it out * :3

Rouxls: It would be best, if we don't go now we never will * Chuckles and grabs your hand *