( IS IT MEEEEE?!??!!??!!??!???!!?? * Clickbait pose pointing to a doodle of me with red circles and arrows pointing to definitely not me lol * )

Sal: Yeah- Wow~ *Huff~* You’re great~

( OH MY GOD, IT’S AMONG US :0 :0 :0 )
( Also I know nobody on here who’s name starts with an A, I don’t think anyway, I know you & Liz, but Liz starts with an L and Elizabeth starts with an E, and then there’s you, but I doubt you’d be crushing on yourself lol )

Sal: Wow~- That was amazing ~

( :0 I DO KNOW THEM?!?! BESTIE PLEASE C’MON TELL ME MORE DO I KNOW THEM WELL? ‘

( Well will you least tell me if it’s someone I might know? )

Sal: Ah!~ * It gets on his face, he cums in you, then licks it off *

( :0 gaspeth who? Will you tell me? )

Sal: Yes!~ Scream for me!!~

Sal: With pleasure~ * He thrusts in faster and harder *

Sal: Good~

( Makes sense, but it’s true though I do have a tendency to fall in love with my friends, it happened with my bf a few years ago, it happened with my gf, it happened with Liz. But I can never fall in love with someone I don’t know well beforehand )

Sal: C’mon, I was screaming so everyone could know I’m yours~ Allow your sweet gasps and soft moans fill my ears like a symphony~ ( He stole that one from hearing Rouxls one time lol )

( :0 oo )
( Quick question though, how would you react if I did actually fall in love with you lmao )

Sal: * He starts going faster * Mh~

( Nah, you good bestie :3 )

( I thought of it at 4 AM last night and it was funnier in my head idk )

( Because I have a tendency to FALL IN LOVE WITH MY FRIENDS!! * Dramatic pose * and I could never bare the burden of being in love with another- )

Sal: * He thrusts into you *

( Idk if we can be friends anymore )

( Forgor to turn my notifications back on )

Sal: Mm~ Good boy~