Rouxls: In mail, it’s fine. * He sighs * Ruby dear, I understand you and Harold have your little crushes on each other, but he’s starting to feel like somewhat of a son to me-

Rouxls: Well, it’s more terrifying coming from the king, I would know Spades hurt me quite often… * Makes a realization * … Shit-

Rouxls: Thanks! * Pats ur head lol *

Rouxls: You may

* It has the usual pleasantries at the start then threats of lawn destruction and painful murder if Harold’s parents hurt a hair on that poor boy’s head. And to keep him fed well and taken care of. And that he can visit any time he likes as long as it’s approved of by the king and not the middle of the night lmao. As well as an invitation for tea next weekend *

Rouxls: Oh! Give this to them * It’s a letter, he hands it to you *

Rouxls: Just discussing family and bugs, and how Harper is mom now * Chuckle *

Duke: I’m trying to turn it into a swarm of raspberry crown wasps!
Rouxls: Oooohhh I have many of those!

Duke: Oh my- I just have my siblings, my parents, my husband and our children-
Rouxls: Yeah, it’s a lot of people, luckily we’re rich si family reunions are never cramped, always a ball

Duke: It does?-

Rouxls: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Duke: You have quite the uh- Large family-

Rouxls: HA!!!- YOU’RE MOM!!!

( Yea lol )

Rouxls: PFFF-

Duke: Huh?-
Rouxls: Ruby, you already have two dads-

Duke: Well, I’m the duke of Sporehold, Rouxls Kaard.

Duke: ._. Hi there-

Rouxls: Hm?-
Duke: * Trying to magic it into something idk lol *

Rouxls: Oh good, I do as well. And with my body I’m surprised it wasn’t too tight, you know, with his tall I am * Chuckle *

Sal: * Pulls Le dicc out of your pants *

Sal: Dominating you~