Rouxls: * He squeezes your muscles lol * Ehehe <3

Rouxls: Woah- You’re so strong <3

Rouxls: I cute too!-

Rouxls: Not that, you’ll have to wait until your older for that one. But when you are we’ll make sure everything is arranged

Rouxls: You can have whatever you please

Rouxls: * Chuckles * They’ll adore you

Rouxls: I know two girls who’d love you

Rouxls: How’d you like to be part of the royal family, Kelly?

Rouxls: No need dear, you’re always welcome with me

Rouxls: Mkay, toodles! { Wait, did I just adopt another kid- }

Rouxls: Well *I*, am your king, and *I* can do what I want with you. I hope you don’t mind being dismembered

Rouxls: Well, she is now

Rouxls: Kelly? That’s a lovely name. And, I believe you’d understand that though I’m not her parent, she’ll be fine here. After all, I am the king.

Rouxls: You don’t have to go, you can keep playing, she can leave on her own if she wishes

Rouxls: Please, before I make you * He snaps & a swarm of huge wasps appear, ready to attack *

Rouxls: Oh sweety- * He kisses you, turning back to the Karen * I’m honestly surprised that you’re calling him a THING, seeing as you look like you just crawled out of the sewer and ravaged the lipstick display at Walmart

Rouxls: The only beast I see here is the crotchety skeleton lady screaming at us. * He grabs Robert’s hand with his two *

Rouxls: Pardon you? What animal?

Rouxls: I think we should get home now-

( I want a Karen mom to come over and try to bitch them out before realizing Rouxls is the king lol )

Rouxls: Honey, the children are scared-